Ok… ok, hear me out I just figured how my perfect partner needs to be To win my heart for all eternity… Listen! My dad was bald in glasses, so hair never made my list. If you’re cute and need a comb, that’s fine, I’ll still insist: you better wear them specs, babe, make them thick and make them smart, ‘cause a man with foggy eyeballs is a risk right from the start. He should juggle every tool, fix a chair, a sink, a door, then turn around and two-step like he’s done that life before. Sing a tune, tell a joke, make the whole room lean in. Big hands, big feet, big charm, (he’s gotta have the charm!!) Tall enough to reach the shelf, (yes, reach it, by himself!!) Strong enough to cry on cue, soft enough to hold my view. Funny, steady, kind to kids, social as a wedding gig. He can’t take himself too serious, that’s where the trouble starts… (..yeah!!) If he’s acting like a legend, I’ll be laughing from the carts. He should love a crowd of children, play the game and take the noise, be the uncle at the party with the magic and the poise. Tough on Monday, soft by Tuesday, attentive when I sigh… (..mmm) deep enough to hold a storm, and sweet enough to try. He should dance like he means it, sing like he stole the room!!, fix my shelf and crack a grin and make the dull stuff bloom. If he’s got a little swagger, let it come with heart and grace. Big hands, big feet, big charm, (he’s gotta have the charm!!) Tall enough to reach the shelf, (yes, reach it, by himself!!) Strong enough to cry on cue, soft enough to hold my view. Funny, steady, kind to kids, social as a wedding gig. I want a man who can be mighty… (Yesss!) and still admit he’s blue,! who can laugh when he is failing and be gentle through and through. Give me brave with a side of silly, give me sweet with a little spark,.. (yeah..) someone warm and slightly chaotic (mmm) who can light up every dark. Big hands, big feet, big charm, (he’s gotta have the charm!!) Tall enough to reach the shelf, (yes, reach it, by himself!!) Strong enough to cry on cue, soft enough to hold my view. Funny, steady, kind to kids, social as a wedding gig. So after all my grand demands, and my wild romance menu too, the perfect match for me is - - Bozo??? the Clown..?!???? Oh well - … if he ticks all the boxes - …he will do…!!
