Brett Keane is a manatee knee grow phagola who is fat, stupid, and says stupid sheeit like individual, situation, the rind of Zayo Da Dong, duplishus, working on all cinder blocks, among other things. Like, how can someone who is 35 look like he's 70? It makes no sense to me. How can one have no teeth and have grey hair at such a young age? Not to mention his weird wife named Dorn. What kind of a name is that anyway? Him and his water headed family hate TJ The Amazing Atheist for allegedly stealing his success despite the fact that he engineered his own downfall by plagiarizing and stabbing people in the back. [Chorus] He truly is The King Of The Manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. [Verse 2] How many atheists do you think we're killed under The Rind Of Zayo Da Dong? What a fuhked up name that guy's got right there. When Brett gummed my hairy kock and balls! I realized the Rind Of Zay Oh Da Dong was gone raep my butt! Jizz! So watch out! Or Brett will plagiarize that ayynus! [Chorus] He truly is The King Of The Manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. Dihkless Peenis! [Solo] [Bridge: Sad And Melancholic] Ohhh, Eternal Undying Love! With your shitty grammar and plot holes! Why is Brett Such a fuhktard? Ohhh, Eternal Undying Love! Take me away! [Interlude] Take me away. (Away... Away... Away...) Take me away. (Away... Away... Away...) Take me away. (Away... Away... Away...) Take me away from the re tard that is Brett Keane. 'Cause you see. He is... [Chorus] He truly is The King Of The Manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. He truly is The King Of The Manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. One of by land, two if by sea, three is for the manatee. [Outro] Every Brett has his Dorn. Da-da-Dorn (da-Dorn... da-Dorn... da-Dorn... da-Dorn da-Dorn...)
