The Best Song In The World

[Grand instrumental intro] [Verse] I woke up with a melody loud in my head, A tune so sweet—well, at least that’s what I said. Feet on the ground, but I’m flying instead… (Or maybe I tripped, who knows, I’m half-dead.) [Prechorus] It’s bigger than the sky? Nah, that’s just my ego, Brighter than the sun? Okay, maybe a glowstick from the 90s show. The world spins faster when this song’s begun… (Or maybe that’s just the coffee I chugged for fun.) [Chorus] This is the *best* song in the world… (Okay, fine, it’s not—let’s not get absurd.) Every heart beats? Well, at least my cat’s still snoring, Every flag unfurls? More like my laundry’s boring. Louder than thunder? More like my neighbor’s mower, Stronger than stone? Nah, it’s just my Wi-Fi power. [Instrumental break][un solo si épique qu’il fait pleurer les guitares… de rire] [Verse 2] I saw a bird, it was singing my line… (Or maybe it squawked—let’s call it “artistic design”.) Even the clock said it’s music time… (Or it’s just broken, stuck at 4:29.) Everywhere I go, the sound’s divine… (Or maybe it’s tinnitus—hard to define.) [Prechorus] It’s written in the stars? More like scribbled in crayon, Whispered in the breeze? Or just my off-key brayin’. The kind of tune that brings you to your knees… (From laughing so hard, or begging me to freeze.) [Chorus] This is the *best* song in the world… (We’re not Tenacious D, let’s keep it real, pal.) Every heart beats? Yeah, from cringe, not from love, Every flag unfurls? More like my confidence shoves. Louder than thunder? My mic’s just too close, Stronger than stone? Nah, it’s just my toast. [Virtuoso instrumental solo] [un solo si technique qu’il fait bugger les amplis… ou les oreilles] [Outro] [en chuchotant, presque honteux] This is the best song in the world… (…Until the next one. Or until you unplug the cord.)