[Intro – sudden pink static burst, cat-bell jingle into riff] Nya? You thought I came to play nice? Wrong server, sweetie ♡ [Verse 1] Frills and claws, I skip through the dust Rainbow launcher, turn Deviants to rust Paw gloves drip with Stardust blood Manibus cries when the cute one floods Watchers blink red, I blink cuter Then I blow the whole Prime War neuter [Pre-Chorus] Hear the bells? That’s your warning bell Pastel terror from loli hell [Chorus – full psychotic cat-scream] SETTLER’S PROMISE RAMPAGE! PAW-PAW-PAW! RIP THE WASTELAND, NO ONE’S SAFE AT ALL! GLITTER BOMBS AND SPEED METAL CLAWS! MEOW MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER, FEAR THE PAWS! [Verse 2] Tentacle boss? I ride its face Pink dress flapping all over the place Squad screaming “carry harder, queen!” I just giggle and nuke the scene Cute is justice, cute is pain Cute just erased your whole domain [Bridge – spoken in sugar-sweet voice over grinding feedback] You pulled for the skin… Now the skin pulls you ♡ [Final Chorus – double-time, everything exploding] SETTLER’S PROMISE RAMPAGE! PAW-PAW-PAW! WASTELAND’S CUTE OVERLORD, THAT’S THE LAW! RAINBOWS BURN, WATCHERS OVERLOAD! MEOW MEOW, END OF WORLD, FULL KAWAII MODE! [Outro – fading cat laugh into red static] Nya~ ♡ See you in the next season’s banner, loser.
