Tik Tok Tina

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Tina had an iPhone She posted every night She wanted to be a social fad But couldn't get a bite Tina filmed herself inside her bedroom She thought that she looked great She'd post another video Then continue just to wait This time her effort paid off Everything went by so fast Nine hundred thousand people Came to see her acting like an ass She quit her little day job She said she couldn't stay She bought herself a brand new car And drove it far away She wanted more She wanted fame Tina wanted everybody To know her online name Tik Tok Tina Look at her go Tik Tok Tina Put on a show Tik Tok Tina Look at her now Tik Tok Tina Take a bow Tina hired a sketchy uncle To handle all her deals She got one for selling boner pills One for selling stupid meals She got herself a bigger house She got herself a bigger car She thought that she was famous Just like a movie star Tina made a new short clip Said something quite insane Somebody saved the video And played it back again Someone else showed someone else It spread around the town Her sponsors saw the footage And started backing down She said she didn't mean it She offered to explain She gave another interview It caused so much more pain Tik Tok Tina Look at her go Tik Tok Tina Put on a show Tik Tok Tina Look at her now Tik Tok Tina Take a bow The sponsors all walked out The money left that day Her uncle quit that part-time job And threw his phone away She sold the Maserati She couldn't pay the rent She moved back to her mothers home That's where she spent her last red cent She still makes new content She posts it every day She dances back in her old bedroom And begs them all to pay She checks her phone at night She checks it now and then She used to have three million views Now she has a hundred ten Tina needs the old days She needs them to come back She needs another viral vid To get her back on the right track Yesterday the masses loved her Today they want her gone Tomorrow there's another girl Cuz every one moves on Tina had her fifteen minutes Tina had her day Now she's just another NPC But that's the price you pay Tik Tok Tina Look at her go Tik Tok Tina Put on a show Tik Tok Tina Look at her now Tik Tok Tina Take a bow She had a million fans They loved to watch her play Then they found somebody new And threw her fame away She checks her phone for up votes She waits beside the bed She makes another silly post That nobody's read Tik Tok Tina Look at her go Tik Tok Tina Put on a show Tik Tok Tina Nobody's there Tik Tok Tina Nobody cares Tik Tok Tina What did you win? Tik Tok Tammy Here we go again