The Hungry Puppy Psychedelic Haunted Show : Welcome to Cannibal Island

[ tribal cannibal drum interlude with low chant tones ] [ Cannibal Narrator into mixed vocals ] There comes the thunders beat,...... You can't bring yourself to your feet,.... A trail of torches like a dragon. Here comes the mother fucking welcome wagon. [ minor bridge ] A pack of blood thirsty women and men. Covered in humans bones and skin. They pick you up and carry you away. That's just their native custom to say. [ Dark Rock Chorus ] WELCOME~. To Cannibal Island. WELCOME~~. To Cannibal Island. We're glad you came and insist you stay dinner. [ musical and instrumental break] [ Some other voice that sounds like a nerd, speaks ] ( Uhh I believe you meant to say " For Dinner " am I correct? ) [ Cannibal Growler vocals ] DID I STUDDER MOTHER FUCKER!! [ Heavy bridge ] [ Hook back to Cannibal Narrator with mixed vocals ] We'll bathe you in rosemary and sage, and fill the fire's heart with rage. Just tell us how you'd prefer your meat. And we'll serve your lover's heart as a treat. Pair you up with a bottle of wine. And crack your head open to start the brine. Peel your flesh from bone. Tenderize you with a stone!~ [ Dark Rock Chorus ] WELCOME~. To Cannibal Island. WELCOME~~. To Cannibal Island. We're glad you came and insist you stay dinner. [ Bridge into Solo ] [ Hook back with instrumental break replaced by cinematic tribal cannibal drums pounding ] [ minor fill with tribal low chanting ] [ Cannibal Narrator Speaks ] The Chieftain stands up from a throne made from bones and announces tonight's menu. And Guess what? It's you! [ Overdrive / vocals get cannibalistic ] You the special ingredient in the stew. That's all that remains of, You!~ [ Dark rock Chorus ] Because Welcome !~~~ To Cannibal Island. We're ever so glad you came~~~ [ break on the last lyric ]