[Verse 1] Truck won’t start and the rent went up Dog chewed through my power cord Boss says “teamwork makes the dream work” While he’s golfing on a resort Phone screen cracked in seventeen places Gas light’s on and my check bounced too Neighbor’s kid learned the recorder Guess what I woke up to [Pre-Chorus] But there’s a smiling stick man on a T-shirt Holding coffee in the sun And honestly I gotta hand it to him He looks like he’s having fun [Chorus] Life is good That’s what the sticker on the back glass said Life is good Meanwhile my transmission’s dead Life is good Got denied by the bank again If this is what “good” looks like I’d hate to see the deep end Life is good At least that’s what your hoodie says Mine says “overdraft fees” And “barely hanging by a thread” Life is good Yeah, that’s hilarious [Verse 2] Microwave sparks every time it spins Ceiling leaks when it starts to rain My ex got married in the mountains I got tennis elbow from stress and pain Insurance says they “can’t approve it” Doctor says “just try to rest” Hard to meditate and journal When your tire’s got a screw in it [Pre-Chorus] But there’s another little sunshine slogan On a beach hat at the store I’m one flat tire away from screaming In the camping section floor [Chorus] Life is good That’s what the coffee mug insists Life is good While my engine light still exists Life is good And my group chat left me on read If this is peak enlightenment I’m going back to bed Life is good That happy font is doing work Slap it on a dumpster fire Suddenly it’s quirky merch Life is good Yeah, sure it is [Bridge] Maybe life ain’t always pretty Maybe everybody’s faking okay Maybe half the world’s just crying in traffic In a “positive vibes” tank top every day [Final Chorus] Life is good That’s what the billboard told me loud Life is good While I’m panic-buying discount ground Life is good And maybe that’s the joke we’re in We all laugh so we don’t lose it So go on — print it again Life is good Life is good Life is good… (according to the T-shirt)
