Verse 1: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, She looked surprised, oh, she looked surprised. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? 'Cause they make up everything, yeah, they make up everything! Chorus: I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, It’s impossible to put down, can’t you see? Used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands, Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts, man! Verse 2: Told my computer I needed a break, Now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats, for goodness’ sake! Parallel lines have so much in common, It’s a shame they’ll never meet, oh, what a bummer! Chorus: I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, It’s impossible to put down, can’t you see? Used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands, Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts, man! Bridge: I threw a boomerang a few years ago, Now I live in constant fear, oh no! Why don’t some couples go to the gym? 'Cause some relationships don’t work out, it’s grim! Chorus: I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, It’s impossible to put down, can’t you see? Used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands, Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts, man! Outro: I would avoid the sushi if I was you, It’s a little fishy, yeah, it’s true! Rocking out with jokes, making you smile, Let’s keep this laughter going for a while!
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