DON’T BE SMOKIN’ IN MY ROOM [Intro] (Still SHINE…) Kevin said one rule… One rule. Don’t be smokin’ in my room. [Hook] Don’t be smokin’ in my room Take that pickle smoke to the moon Y’all done turned my bunk into a mushroom cloud Now everybody gotta clear it out Don’t be smokin’ in my room Who told y’all this was the living room? Soon as I cracked that door Everybody froze like, “Uh-oh” [Verse 1] Soon as I cracked that door Everybody froze like, “Uh-oh” One shoe flew, somebody lost a sock Roomie said, “Relax” I said, “Absolutely not” Peter the Pothead Pickle passed the blunt to Carl Tony kept preaching ’bout the meaning of it all Shopping Cart Steve brought twelve more friends Mailbox Mike already told the whole block again Barbara the Ceiling Fan made the smoke do laps Couldn’t even find Kevin underneath the snacks Thought I walked into the wrong damn place Y’all turned my room into outer space [Hook] Don’t be smokin’ in my room Take that pickle smoke to the moon If you wanna cloud up all afternoon Go somewhere that ain’t my room Don’t be smokin’ in my room Who told y’all this was the living room? Soon as I cracked that door Everybody froze like, “Uh-oh” [Verse 2] Peter yelled, “Bro, just one more hit” Kevin screamed, “Not in here, that’s it” Carl the Penguin tripped over Steve Tony said, “Violence won’t achieve” Everybody looked Nobody moved Kevin grabbed the air freshener And sprayed the whole crew The cloud fought back Everybody coughed Barbara kept spinning Making everything worse Left Sock Larry said, “Has anybody seen my shoe?” Kevin said, “No, but I’m about to throw it at you” Peter tried to hide behind the microwave Shopping Cart Steve rolled straight into the hallway [Bridge] Mailbox Mike yelled “The Hula Hoop Cop is coming” Peter jumped behind the toaster Carl hid inside the freezer Tony started giving everybody legal advice And Larry lost his other sock twice The Hula Hoop Cop kicked open the door Slipped on a pickle and fell on the floor Got back up and tried to look tough Then said, “Who in here been smoking that stuff?” Everybody pointed at Peter Peter pointed at Carl Carl pointed at Kevin Kevin said, “Absolutely not” [Hook] Don’t be smokin’ in my room Take that pickle smoke to the moon Y’all done turned my bunk into a mushroom cloud Now everybody gotta clear it out Don’t be smokin’ in my room Who told y’all this was the living room? Soon as I cracked that door Everybody froze like, “Uh-oh” [Verse 3] Kevin started tossing everybody’s stuff One hat, two shoes, one half-smoked puff Peter went flying with a pickle in his hand Landed in the hallway next to Tony’s pizza stand Shopping Cart Steve hit the wall and spun Barbara yelled, “Wait, I was having fun” Mailbox Mike ran off spreading the news Larry yelled, “Hold up, I’m still missing shoes” The Hula Hoop Cop said, “Everybody freeze” Then got tangled in his hoop and dropped to his knees Tony said, “This moment represents our doom” Kevin said, “Man, get out of my room” [Final Hook] Don’t be smokin’ in my room Take that circus somewhere new One more cloud, one more puff Kevin changing all the locks Don’t be smokin’ in my room That’s the rule, that’s the truth If Peter asks, tell him real loud Absolutely not Don’t be smokin’ in my room Take that pickle smoke to the moon Soon as I cracked that door Everybody froze like, “Uh-oh” [Outro] (Still SHINE…) Kevin locked the door Peter’s outside Holding a pickle Missing one shoe Larry still looking for his sock And Barbara is somehow still spinning
