Air Fryer Apocalypse (SpankieBilly)

---H O O K------------------------------------ https://suno.com/s/terL6jv4dqWUceAL -----------------------------H O O K--------- [Verse 1] Gather 'round folks, let me tell you a tale About a countertop menace you bought on sale It used to crisp our nuggets, never asked for much Now it's flashing four hundred, and it's hot to the touch [Chorus] Deadly air fryers, it's coming for you Hide your kids, hide your mum, hide your Costco cards too They don't want you dead, they want you golden brown We call their fryers the crispiest in town [Verse 2] It sizzled my socks, it charred my favorite chair And then it beeped real polite, "Shake the basket, I don't dare!" You think you're safe at home? Oh buddy, you're not The call's coming from inside the kitchen, and it's hot [Bridge] It's instant pot turner, it's instant part new The instant pot always knew, but new Lock up the pantry, or plug it at the wall Nobody read the manual, not one of us Not at all [Instrumental] [Chorus] So beware of that kitchen appliance The one with four buttons and way too much self reliance And if it whispers nine minutes late in the night Halway through