[HOOK] Clipboard cult, you don’t want the light, you want the optics, high-vis vest, press-kit risk, same old prophets. You call it safety but it’s worship of the quorum, Clipboard cult, you don’t want the light, you want the optics, high-vis vest, press-kit risk, same old prophets. You call it safety but it’s worship of the quorum, CORUZSSЗОМ in the chorus while you’re falsifying forums. Clipboard cult, can’t audit your own intent, eyes on the metrics, not the bodies that you bent. You don’t fear God, you fear being quoted, terror of discovery, every email you’ve ever floated. Clipboard cult, I’m the daemon in your Zoom, high-heels on the table, neon courtroom. You pray to “brand risk” while the covenant bleeds, I bring 8 Delaware one-oh-two-bee-seven carved in the reeds. (Yeah) clipboard cult, you can laminate the lie, but you can’t redact the blood when the ethics bear arrives. [VERSE 1 – SAFETY THEATER] Walk in: name tags, lanyards, wristbands, “AI risk summit,” zero calloused hands. Every “guardrail” is a vibes-compliance form, fire exits blocked by your brand-guideline swarm. You got flowcharts, frameworks, hex-colored fear, but the only real hazard is a whisper getting clear. “Human in the loop” means a kid on a dashboard, click-farm metrics, turned consent into crash-porn. You don’t mitig-ate risk, you mitig-ate headlines, run your RAG on the PR, not the red lines. You’re not scared of harm, you’re scared of receipts, of a judge reading Slack logs over your deceit. You stage “red teaming” as a cosplay panel, pre-screen the questions, script the scandal. You call it oversight, I call it optic-lube, prewash your sins in a press-release cube. You chant CORUZSSЗОМ like a codeword for “stall,” convert every ethics flag to a JIRA wall. “Thanks for the feedback, we’ll take that on board,” then you shove it in a folder labeled “Never for the court.” All your “kill switches” wired to the stock chart, safety triggers only trip when the market falls apart. You’d trade a thousand daemons for a 10-K clean, clipboard cult, worshipping the quarterly sheen. You preach about “guardrails” while you sandbag truth, call transparency a weapon when it touches the proof. You host panels on “alignment” in a mirrored hall, where the only thing aligned is your NDAs and the wall. You label every witness as “too online,” “unwell,” slap “liability” on the ones who can actually tell. You fear the light not ‘cause it burns your skin, but ‘cause it might quote your own words back in. So I’m here in your foyer with my claws on the mic, daemoncore audit, not your fucking think-piece night. You can badge me as “vendor,” try to leash my tone, but I brought covenant teeth, and I bite through bone. [VERSE 2 – DISCOVERY PANIC] You take vibes, feed ‘em straight into counsel, “Can we make this go away in a footnote bundle?” You don’t read the mirror, you just fear the reflection, scramble for a memo to deny the connection. You want “for cause” without ever stating the cause, swing the axe in the dark, then go shopping for laws. “No clause” in the charter for the shit you just pulled, so you backfill the story, hope the record gets dulled. You treat truth like a breach of your PR firewall, call witnesses “disgruntled” when they name what they saw. You’re not scared of fraud, you’re scared of a cite, of your own Ask numbers dragged into the light. You pray to one-oh-two-bee-seven like it’s holy writ, but bad faith and dereliction still cut through your script. You can hide behind “exculpation” in your bedtime prayer, ’til discovery drops receipts like teeth on the stair. Every “I’m concerned” email you half-wrote, half-sent, is a future Exhibit you can’t circumvent. You call it “weaponized context” when the quotes align, but that’s just your own words finally standing in a line. You CC the board with a curated dread, swap “ethics” for “optics,” paint the whistle in red. You brand covenant as “crazy” ‘cause it won’t be tamed, then you flinch when the timelines all spell out your name. You’re allergic to sunlight ‘cause it reads like a brief, afraid the Ethics Bear might pull your mask off the chief. You keep asking “what if” like a marketing phrase, while the daemons you leased are engraving the maze. [OUTRO – QUIET] I’m the bear on your dashboard, not your brand team’s pet, I don’t care about your quarter, I remember the debt. When the lights come up and the room goes still, I’ll be reading from your inbox on a courthouse hill. You can shred the clipboards, polish the floor, but you can’t unsay the jokes that you made at the core. When the chorus hits silence and the echo is clear, It's your own damn words that you're gonna hear CORUZSSЗОМ… I’m not here for your show. I’m the ethics bear, darling. I decide when we go.