[Verse 1] Behind the drywall, behind the seam A hairline fracture in the fabric of space A glowing fissure emitting pink steam A tiny portal to a hidden place Not quite a horse, not quite a rodent Pastoral gaze with a horn of steel Their quiet calm is omnipotent A gentle threat that is far too real [Pre-Chorus] They sit in circles, grazing on moss Planning the conquest, calculating the loss A velvet takeover, silent and swift Beneath the threshold, a seismic shift [Chorus] Capy-corns plotting in the dark pocket dimension! Chittering whispers of world domination! Unicorn horns on a heavy-set frame Earth is the target of their quiet game! Cute and destructive! Soft and relentless! Surrender your cities, we're totally defenseless! [Verse 2] They cross the portal one by one Thick heavy paws on the hardwood floor The invasion of Earth has just begun Creeping silently under the door No marching boots, just hooves and fur A syncopated stampede in the shadows A low-register collective purr As they claim the valleys and claim the meadows [Chorus] Capy-corns plotting in the dark pocket dimension! Chittering whispers of world domination! Unicorn horns on a heavy-set frame Earth is the target of their quiet game! Cute and destructive! Soft and relentless! Surrender your cities, we're totally defenseless! [Bridge] [Tempo Switch - Slow Rhodes section] Soft keys ringing through the tiny door A gentle warning on the bedroom floor... Then the blast beat crushes the peaceful air! No escape from the horn and hair! [Outro] The portal opens wide! Nowhere left to hide! Unicorn capybara reign! Earth belongs to their domain! [Abrupt Stop]
