[Verse] I found a flute Ain't it cute? Started playing with my toot But then my tummy started to rumble Uh-oh It's gonna be trouble [Verse 2] I had a snack Didn't feel right Something brewing Ready for flight Tried to hold it in But couldn't last Oh boy Better hold on fast [Chorus] Flutey doody Oh what a mess Farting in the flute I must confess Diarrhea got the best of me Flute's all stinky Time to flee
