Its atmospheric river Or Pineapple Express But here on the wet coast It’s just rain I must confess Some say cats and dogs I digress in vain Buckle up yer gummies Cuz we just call it rain! Here comes the weather bomb What a stupid term Bad for them on flood plains Or if you are a worm But here upon the wet coast Rain forests could be found I’d say she’s gonna rain Umbrellas all around! When the sun it comes to shine It’s dry as popcorn farts Have no fear my dear old friend September comes the rain We pull out winters clothing I think it’s called Gore-Tex Just in time for freeze up And polar vortex Here comes the weather bomb What a stupid term Bad for them on flood plains Or if you are a worm But here upon the wet coast Rain forests could be found I’d say she’s gonna rain Umbrellas all around! Take it from me, friend Flood plain might be a hint To atmospheric rivers I hope you own the mint No matter how you slice it I really can’t say much more So buy yourself a raincoat Cuz I think it’s gonna pour! Here comes the weather bomb What a stupid term Bad for them on flood plains Or if you are a worm But here upon the wet coast Rain forests could be found I’d say she’s gonna rain Umbrellas all around!
