NO RUM AND COCA COLA - Mr. Sobers

(Intro Hype) DUTY GO UP! (Blam!) PRICE GO UP! (Blam!) SO WE TEARING IT DOWN! 2026... WE CHANGING THE FUEL! WATCH THE STEAM! (Verse 1) The Minister say the duty rise But he didn’t know, we create a surprise! They raising the tax on the whiskey and gin But that cannot stop the mood that I in! I doh need no ice, I doh need no cooler I coming hard like a real ruler! My engine clean, my cylinder hot Watch what boiling inside of the pot! (Pre-Chorus) The water bubbling! (Bubbling!) The whistle blowing! (Blowing!) Everybody run! Everybody run! TELL THEM! (Chorus) Ah not mixing no Rum and Coca Cola! (Jump! Jump!) Ah not mixing no Rum and Coca Cola! (Jump! Jump!) Is only Tea FUH ME, strictly energy! Is only Tea FUH ME, mash up the party! I have the stamina! I is a conqueror! Clear the road for the Tea-toe-tal-uh! (Verse 2) We doh want no Earl Grey, that is water! We want the bush to create disaster! Gimme the ZEB-ah-peek to make me strong! Gimme BWAH-ban-day to jam all night long! Bay Leaf and Ginger, burning my throat Is high-test fuel inside of my boat! Cocoa Tea thick, it sticking to my ribs I have more power than all of the Migs! (Pre-Chorus) The water bubbling! (Bubbling!) The whistle blowing! (Blowing!) Everybody run! Everybody run! TELL THEM! (Chorus) Ah not mixing no Rum and Coca Cola! (Wave it! Wave it!) Ah not mixing no Rum and Coca Cola! (Wave it! Wave it!) Is only Tea-FUH ME, strictly energy! Is only Tea FUH ME, mash up the party! I have the stamina! I is a conqueror! Clear the road for the Tea-toe-tal-uh! (Verse 3) Sun hot... but the tea more hot! Ah not mixing no Rum and Coca Cola! Is only Tea fuh me, strictly energy! Is only Tea fuh me, , mash up the party! Clear the road for the TEA-toe-tal-uh WAIT! DJ! PULL UP! You think we done? I just see KES on the side of the stage drinking sugar water! AY KES! RUN THE TRACK! WE GOING AGAIN! I hear Kes singing, he feeling nice But he paying double for a cup of ice! He mixing the white and he mixing the brown But General Bush run him OUT of the town! Kes say "Coca Cola," I say "No SUH!" That is a drink for a PEN-shun-nah! You want to jump up? You want to survive? Come drink the bush and stay alive! Throw 'way the chaser! I am the eray-zer! [Outro Chorus] Ah not mixing no Rum and Coca Cola! [Backing vocals: Wave the Machete!] Ah not mixing no Rum and Coca Cola! Is only Tea fuh me, , strictly energy! I have the stamina! I is a conqueror! Clear the road for the TEA-toe-tal-uh!! [Outro] NO RUM! NO COKE! JUST BUSH! NO JOKE! IS ONLY TEA Party! (Explosion sound) [Spoken Interlude] (Whistle blows: Peep-Peep-PEEP!) ATTENTION! If you tired of the hangover... If you tired of the mess... I have the solution! JOIN THE ARMY! [Verse 4] Registration open for the brand new band! The Sobers Legion taking over the land! We don't need the spirits to get in the zone We have a natural spirit of we very own! Look at the masqueraders! They fresh and they clean! The sharpest formation that you ever seen! No falling in drain! No sleeping on grass! Just high-grade Tea... we have plenty class! Take de rum and de beer... throw the whole thing out! The truck is a kettle wid a water spout! [Pre-Chorus] The water bubbling! The whistle blowing! THE SOBERS COMING! THE SOBERS COMING! TELL THEM! [Chorus] Ah not mixing no Rum and Coca Cola! [Backing vocals: Wave the Banner!] Ah not mixing no Rum and Coca Cola! [Backing vocals: The Sobers Banner!] Is only Tea fuh me. strictly energy! Is only Tea fuh me, mash up the party! I have the stamina! I is a conqueror! Clear the road for the TEA-toe-tal-uh! [Outro] NO RUM! NO COKE! JUST BUSH! NO JOKE! [General Bush laughs] DE SOBERS READY!