[Intro] [Verse 1] When I see a rat run down the lane I grab a rock and take my aim One good throw is all I need A clean hit is guaranteed [Chorus] And if I miss, I'll feel the pain. I'll be the sorriest man on earth again, The sorriest man on earth again. [Verse 2] When I see a cat upon my hood I scratch her ears if she's in the mood Let her dream beneath the sun Till her little nap is done [Chorus] If she arches her back, And starts to purr. I'll be the happiest man in all the world, The happiest man in all the world [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] When I see a beauty on the street I walk right up and bring the heat My heart is pounding to the beat And I can't retreat my feet [Bridge] And if she don't Slap my face, I'll be the happiest man in the human race, The happiest man in the human race. [Chorus] If she don't Turn away, I'll be the happiest man alive today, [Outro] The happiest man alive today, (The happiest man alive today)
