MATRIX BE WEIRD’N 😵💫 [glitch trap · chaotic bounce · sarcastic deadpan · call & response · reality loop · tongue-twist battle · absurd humor] ⸻ [Intro – déjà vu spiral · glitch echo] (reversed whisper · glitch loop) HER: Wait… didn’t we already start this? HIM: Yeah… maybe? HER: No like—déjà vu… but louder. (glitch echo builds) Déjà vu Ghosts Vampires Witches Glitches (ad-lib: say it again…) Déjà vu Ghosts Vampires Witches Glitches (beat drops) ⸻ [Verse 1 – HER · off-balance flow] Woke up in a room I don’t remember Blue wall Red chair Wrong September Phone says Monday Sky says June Clock on the oven hums a different tune Glitch in the stair Took twelve steps twice Doors move around like stubborn dice My name on a bill I never paid Face in the mirror—pixels Lag And shade And my reflection whispered “don’t be late…” (ad-lib: LATE FOR WHAT??) ⸻ [Response – HIM · calm → cracking] Nah you tripp— …wait no, hold— My kitchen just loaded like a cutscene froze Fridge said “open” but it stayed shut Then I blinked twice and it said “what?” (ad-lib: nah fuck that) Calendar skipped like it payin no rent And my shadow just walked where my body went So if you crazy… then I’m crazy too Cause my mirror just said “I remember you.” ⸻ [Hook – BOTH · bouncy chaos] Matrix be weird’n I swear it breathin Code in the corners Walls all leanin You see the same thing? Or am I dreamin? Matrix be weird’n I swear it breathin Laugh so I don’t fall off the deep end (ad-libs: haha / no seriously / stay cute) ⸻ [Verse 2 – HER · faster paranoia] Text from a friend that I blocked last year “Meet you at the spot”—but they’re nowhere near Map spins circles Street rename Same damn shop but a different name Cat on the porch blinked twice then four Then blinked again like “you’ve been here before.” (ad-lib: don’t like that) If this a dream then who pressed play? And why my past keep loading late? I brushed my teeth then brushed again Same damn toothpaste twice at ten (ad-lib: I DID THAT ALREADY??) ⸻ [Response – HIM · unraveling] Nah cause SAME— I left the house then came back in But I never left… I just looped again (ad-lib: yo…) Uber driver had my face Turned around slow like “same place?” (ad-lib: absolutely not) GPS said “you already died— Recalculating your current life.” (ad-lib: WHAT??) If this a sim then where’s the menu? Why my thoughts got ads and a preview?? ⸻ [Mini Chant – glitch callback] Déjà vu Ghosts Vampires Witches Glitches (echo: glitches…glitches…) ⸻ [Hook – BOTH · bigger / louder] Matrix be weird’n I swear it breathin Code in the corners Walls all leanin You see the same thing? Or am I dreamin? Matrix be weird’n I swear it breathin Laugh so I don’t fall off the deep end (ad-libs: don’t panic / just vibe / JUST VIBE) ⸻ [Tongue-Twister Battle – ROUND 1] (beat cuts → rapid hi-hat glitch) HER: Click-clack code crack brain go snap Time skip flip now where we at? Door say left but the room say right I blink once—now it’s f***ing night HIM: Tick-tock glitch talk mind go split Past me text like “don’t trust it” Loop-loop back then forward again Same damn street with a different end ⸻ [Tongue-Twister Battle – ROUND 2 – unhinged escalation] HER: Zip-zap map fold timeline twist Memory mix like a data glitch Dream in a dream in a dream again Wake up tired like “here we been??” (ad-libs: nahhh / run it back) HIM: Flip-frame same face out of sync Shadow move when I don’t even blink If I’m awake then why I wake Inside a thought I already think?? HER: Snap-back brain lag double take Did I eat or did I fake? Same fork same plate same bite Same damn meal from last damn night HIM: Copy-paste life déjà vu loop Same bad mood in a different group If this reality then prove that shit— Why my future buffering mid-sentence— (ad-lib: CUT??) ⸻ [Bridge – existential comedy] (beat drops low · eerie hum) HER: Okay… real question. HIM: Yeah? HER: Are we awake? HIM: …define awake. HER: …oh no. HIM: Yeah. Oh no. ⸻ [Final Hook – chaotic release] Matrix be weird’n I swear it breathin Code in the corners Walls all leanin You see the same thing? Or am I dreamin? Matrix be weird’n I swear it breathin Laugh so I don’t fall off the deep end (ad-libs: unfuckable / stay cool / don’t glitch out) ⸻ [Outro – full loop recursion] HER: Wait… didn’t we already start this? HIM: …why does that sound familiar? (glitch echo) Déjà vu Ghosts Vampires Witches Glitches (cut to silence)
