Ice Cold Bullshit

Shh... Oh look, the human megaphone is back. Somebody grab me a bucket... or a brick! Blinding white grin, walking ego on two legs Ruined my whole mood, man, you’re walking on eggshells Holes in the ozone, yeah, you gaslight the stars above Suffocating in your verbal diarrhea you call love Grand prize? Nah, you’re a joke in the front row Your ego needs a zip code, it’s a one-man show! Digging my heels in, trying to say no for a change But you surf right through the boundaries, it's sick and it's strange Excuses so dirty, make a lawyer look clean Every single breathing pause, a territory you demean Certified salesman of absolute trash The world would finally heal if your jawline would crash! Yeah, you’d sell ice on the North Pole, you parasite! Talk my ears off my head, an exhausting, endless fight Just whining and whining till you get your way Till my last drop of patience just melts away A waterfall of nonsense, a cheap-ass refrain You’d talk your way out of hell cause Satan can't take the pain! You're so in love with the sound of your own voice, don't you dear? A three-hour monologue, not even Tylenol clears the headache here Manipulating the room, playing your pathetic little game And if I zone out, oh lord, I’m the one to blame? Blegh! I’m just waiting for your brain cells to function at last! Shut that massive, gaping trap for one second, man! Nobody gives a hoot about your desperate little scam But nope, there you go, a new theater act begins Nabbing and nagging till your participation trophy wins Smooth talk? Nah, cheap dollar-store trick My interest in this chat is dead, buried, and sick! RIP my sanity. Cause of death? Your mouth. Pack your freezer boxes, take your hustle up north Deathly sick of the worthless, fake words you spew forth Go talk to the brick wall, darling, it’s a perfect match Until reality hits your face and drops the latch! Next time you speak, make sure I'm deaf. Ciao!