[Verse 1: bright indie pop shuffle with ska-pop upstrokes, playful acoustic guitar, cheeky glockenspiel pings, and a bouncy bassline; vocals delivered with amused exasperation] All the turkey's gone But the mashed potatoes are still warm My dear friend Let's move along And grab our spears and plastic shields Then arm your children It's a deal Prepare for battle We're going shopping [Pre-Chorus: jangly pop lift with light handclaps, airy synth sparkles, and soft layered harmonies hinting at rising panic] There is something wrong It's been going on [Chorus: upbeat electro-pop groove with sugary synth hooks, crisp drums, reggae-tinged bounce, and sweet sing-along harmonies that contrast the financial despair] It's Black Friday all month long How can I afford it all? All the shopping All the buying Everything is online It's Black Friday all month long And how can I afford it all? All the shopping All the buying Everything is online [Verse 2: breezy britpop strut with twinkly keyboard riffs, warm bass groove, and a lightly sarcastic vocal tone that treats consumer warfare like children’s theatre] There is something wrong It's been going on All the turkey's gone But the mashed potatoes are still warm My dear friend Let's move along And grab our spears and plastic shields Then arm your children It's a deal Prepare for battle We're going shopping [Pre-Chorus: jangly pop lift with bright percussion taps and rising synth glimmer] There is something wrong It's been going on [Chorus: lively electro-pop shimmer with sunny chords, bouncy rhythm, and sweet vocal stacks that put a cute bow on your impending credit-card rot] It's Black Friday all month long How can I afford it all? All the shopping All the buying Everything is online It's Black Friday all month long And how can I afford it all? All the shopping All the buying Everything is online


