[verse 1] Oh grush, why don't ya show us Ross could walk you right into a building and say there's a giant ufo below us They claim Dop-ser is causing a fuss But all congress needs to do is hop in a bus Visit some secret facilities check if there's any truth to these claims that grush makes along with 40 whistleblowers that won't come forward cuz of the stakes [verse 2] Is it all grifting? Well my opinion has been shifting it's been almost a year and we're nowhere near Did grush get duped, well that's my fear [verse 3] What of the I-C-I-G investigation Will he ever make a determination I think I just buy mick wests explanation Grush's op-ed supposedly held up at the defense office of prepublication Oh time is a wastin [Chorus] U-F-O, U-A-P! Sing it with me S-S-C-I, I-C-I-G, Leader of the senate majority What do ya know, What do ya see N-H-I or E-T, U-F-O, U-A-P! Is there an end, Or does it last for perpetuity U-F-O, U-A-P! Oh what ya do to me