Hospitality and giving everyone a chance They'll bless this land we live in So, so, so, what is right? What is wrong? Welcome to reason and clarity Mercy and kindness here, freedom of religion I welcome you to our sweet reality We all see things the way they are We can do all sorts of stuff We all agree when it comes to morality Because it's objective and knowable Discoverable through science, of course Reason and intellect rule our lives We all agree when it comes to morality Eating ketchup is morally abhorrent It contaminates the fries on our plate Cursed by a broken plate, made of glass Your opinions don't matter Morality is objective If you eat ketchup You're gonna die
