Noted Sir, Will Check and Update (Corporate Pop Ballad with a dramatic chorus) Verse 1 The message came at half past nine, “Any update?” right on time. I read the chat, I took a breath, Then typed the words I know the best. “Noted sir…” “…will check and update.” The blue ticks came, the silence stayed. Tomorrow feels like yesterday. ⸻ Pre-Chorus The logs are waiting. The ticket’s there. But first… another coffee break. ⸻ Chorus 🎵 Noted sir… Will check and update… I know you’ve heard these words before, But please just wait a little more. Noted sir… Will check and update… The status hasn’t moved an inch, But hope is still legitimate. Noted sir… Will check and update… ⸻ Verse 2 An hour passed… then maybe three. Another ping appeared for me. “Any findings?” “Any news?” I opened Teams… …and changed my status to Busy. ⸻ Pre-Chorus The customer waits. The manager sighs. The ticket quietly grows old. ⸻ Chorus 🎵 Noted sir… Will check and update… The calendar is filling fast, I’m sure I’ll answer… just not yet. Noted sir… Will check and update… Every message sounds the same, Yet somehow nothing ever changed. ⸻ Bridge Then suddenly… Three days later… A miracle appears… “Issue resolved.” “No root cause.” “No explanation.” “No update.” Just… Resolved. ⸻ Final Chorus 🎵 Noted sir… Will check and update… A promise floating through the air, Without an ending anywhere. Noted sir… Will check and update… If patience were a KPI, I’d be Employee of the Year. Noted sir… Will check… (long pause…) … … … and update. 🎵 ⸻ Outro (spoken softly) “Sorry sir… I forgot to update.”
