[Intro – Eight-bar surf guitar; shouted] Helmet on! Hat secured! Anybody seen the curb? [Verse 1] I passed the test on windy turns And flying through a hoop I even kept my pointed hat While doing loop-the-loop But when the crow said, “Park right here, Between those orange cones,” I knocked a pumpkin off its seat And landed in the gnomes [Pre-Chorus] Mirror, signal, shoulder check Why’s that hay stuck round my neck? Easy does it, nice and slow Tell that mailbox, “Look out below!” [Chorus] Broom, broom, brake! That’s a very wide mistake Left a little, right a little How much space can one broom take? Broom, broom, beep! Wake the neighborhood from sleep I can swoop around the moon But I can’t park this broom! [Verse 2] My cat is in the basket With a map across his knees He says, “You missed the driveway” I say, “I prefer the trees” I tried to make a three-point turn It turned to twenty-three The scarecrow held his hat and said, “Please don’t reverse through me!” [Pre-Chorus] Mirror, signal, check the tail That’s the third demolished bale Crow says, “Take another lap” Cat says, “Wake me from my nap” [Chorus] Broom, broom, brake! That’s a very wide mistake Left a little, right a little How much space can one broom take? Broom, broom, beep! Wake the neighborhood from sleep I can swoop around the moon But I can’t park this broom! [Instrumental Break – Eight-bar surf guitar solo; tire-screech-style guitar slide] [Bridge – Stop-time] I took a breath, I checked the gap The crow put down his clipboard I slid between the cones at last And everybody roared I got my shiny license With a tiny extra rule: “Park beside the bicycle rack At broomstick driving school!” [Final Chorus] Broom, broom, brake! That’s a very wide mistake Left a little, right a little How much space can one broom take? Broom, broom, beep! Wake the neighborhood from sleep I can swoop around the moon But I can’t park this broom! [Outro – Shouted over guitar] Perfect parking! Nailed the test! Wait, whose hedge is on my vest?
