[Verse] Bought some Bitcoin, thought I'd hit the jackpot, Woke up next morning, my profits, they got shot, Charts goin' wild, dipped more than a rollercoaster, Invested in Dogecoin, now I'm feelin' like a poker. [Chorus] Crypto Chaos, it's a wild ride, Riding these waves, nowhere to hide, One day a king, next day in tears, Crypto Chaos, drink away your fears. [Verse 2] Traded ETH for some XRP, Gas fees losin' more than my sanity, Elon tweets, market gonna flip, Next day he trolls, portfolio take a dip. [Chorus] Crypto Chaos, it's a wild ride, Riding these waves, nowhere to hide, One day a king, next day in tears, Crypto Chaos, drink away your fears. [Bridge] NFTs, I bought digital art, Now it’s worth less than a shopping cart, Satoshi be laughin’ somewhere out there, Messin' with our minds, like it’s truth or dare. [Verse 3] Pump and dump, lost my lunch, You live and you learn, thanks a bunch, FOMO gettin' me, gotta stay alert, Crypto guru said “Just buy the dip, nerd.”
