[Verse 1] Friday night on the boxy screen Homework Hotline in our teen machine We dialed up fast with a shaky grin Got a math question? We were all in [Pre-Chorus] "Hello, is this on?" We'd change our voice "Can you help me now?" We'd make that noise [Chorus] Homework Hotline! Sigmund on the line Homework Hotline! We were wasting time Homework Hotline! Kids in borrowed tones Homework Hotline! Calling out our homes [Verse 2] I was Sigmund with a fake deep growl My buddy was "Mrs. Bloom" somehow We'd name-drop friends, we'd name-drop teachers Laughing hard at the patient preachers [Pre-Chorus] "What's twelve times nine?" We knew the trick Then somebody laughed And we got slick [Chorus] Homework Hotline! Sigmund on the line Homework Hotline! We were wasting time Homework Hotline! Kids in borrowed tones Homework Hotline! Calling out our homes [Bridge] Flush it Let it roll Static in the hall "Is this for credit?" No Not at all [Verse 3] You could hear the toilet through the TV feed A little chaos, a harmless deed The teachers sighed, but they kept their cool We were dumb and loud and breaking school [Chorus] Homework Hotline! Sigmund on the line Homework Hotline! We were wasting time Homework Hotline! Kids in borrowed tones Homework Hotline! Calling out our homes [Outro] We were bad for laughs Not bad for real Just teenage noise And a spinning wheel Homework Hotline! Sigmund on the line Homework Hotline! Back when we had time © Chrome Station 2026 All Rights Reserved
