The Desk with the Cha Cha Legs

[Verse] There's a desk in the corner, all dusty and gray, But when the kids come around, it starts to sway. It’s got four little legs, but it sure ain't shy, It cha-cha's to the left, then it swings to the right. [Chorus] Oh, the desk with the cha-cha legs, It’s dancin’ on the floor like it’s breakin’ pegs. The kids all laugh, they clap and they shout, "Come on, Mr. Desk, let’s dance it out!" [Verse 2] Grandpa tried to fix it, said it’s broke for sure, But the moment he left, it danced out the door. Mama tried to clean it, gave it a good scrub, But it twirled ‘round the mop like a honky-tonk hub. [Chorus] Oh, the desk with the cha-cha legs, It’s dancin’ on the floor like it’s breakin’ pegs. The kids all laugh, they clap and they shout, "Come on, Mr. Desk, let’s dance it out!" [Bridge] Some say it’s magic, some say it’s a trick, But that desk’s got moves, smooth and slick. You can try to sit down, but it won't hold still, It’s got a cha-cha spirit and a mind to thrill. [Verse 3] Now it’s famous in town, a sight to be seen, It’s on posters and flyers, even the big screen. People come from miles just to catch the show, Of the desk with the legs that steal the floor.