man.... is this a racket? like.. man... is this a racket? you cant fix that at a car wash bruv its totalled. [chorus] Wash man up with a wave of the grime, Rinse man out with the rhythm and the rhyme! Man should be skeptic, chorus gettin' hectic, Moulding up the stage with my own dialectic! Clean man out, leave the energy kin-netic, Flow so infectious, the delivery magnetic! Step inside the pit, now the pressure is high, Rinse man out till the well run dry! [break] [chorus] crashed your car like you crashed your career wrapped around a tree barely leavin' first gear parents incurred a cash clearance that could've been prevented hope you're assured of your insurance banks balance 30k outstanding car left dented go on call them~ go on go on call them [phone ringing] [pause] [phonecall: american middle aged man phone operator slowly talking.] "hello its jake from state farm.... your warranty wasnt extended.... no, im not wearing khakis... ...your insurance was rejected... license suspended... i dont need to hear your insecurities projected. bet your parents are stressed, shit.... im hanging up now" [starts] time out [break] oh no, not even the Jakes can help you no surprised here though you've always been a fool, dope! static on the telemetry lackin the ener-gy you were pedal to the metal boiling water like a kettle panicking, damage, demanding a new package the repossesion notice on your house could be upending for your father and mother, praying on paperwork pending every dollar they spent to pretend you aint a cabbage Frame left bent while you're desperate just to manage got outta the shop wrapped head to toe in a bandage go on Call them go on go on call them [phone ringing] His name’s Jake and he sees straight through your plan, Make a false claim just to make a few grand. Take a fraud risk, try to fake where you stand, But the paper trail's tracked by the prints on your hand. got a cam of the scam, rendered damage on a van now you're frantic in a panic cause the audit began gettin cross-examined by the council in the court pretending to be a man Telemetry tracked every mile on the dash G.P.S. locked at the hour of the crash. Speedometer dropped from a hundred to a stop, Had the camera rollin' while you waited for the cops [deeo inhale] [break] damn.. man... is this a racket? man... is this a racket? go on call them go on go on call them [Dial tones] Someone getting prosecuted no bail, no route Nobody to defend you when the jury states the verdict Guilty as a felon, yeah, they figured that you deserved it You absolute melon, no appeal when you’re sentenced too late for that defence shit caught by the tail, fox cornered and ended Rap sheet undefended, career life-suspended No parole, stay apprehended! Cryin' on the phone to his mum, She’s cryin' too, lookin' at what you’ve become. Starin' at the debt and the sum, completely numb, Askin' where the hell you got your brain cells from! Hand on the trigger, mouth round the barrel of a gun, Look at the damage that you've done to everyone— Family and friends ruined by a total bumm! [spoken]....absolute twat left your family in the dust man.. is this a racket? like man... is this a racket? [chorus] crashed your car like you crashed your career wrapped around a tree barely leavin' first gear parents incurred a cash clearance that could've been prevented hope you're assured of your insurance banks balance 30k outstanding car left dented go on call them~ go on go on call them [phone ringing] [spoken]um.. ofcourse you tried. man you're fuckin dum [spoken]i could never be you man, you should just jump.... [spoken]can't believe it man, made your own mum homeless [spoken] spect to get robbed when i see you yeah.... [spoken] she deserved better
