[Verse] Snails on my doorframe crawl so slow Slimy trails glitter soft night's glow Delivery drivers wide-eyed and dumb They see the shells and away they run [Verse] Morning rise to find the mess they leave Packages tossed like whispers in a breeze Fear the shells with those hidden eyes Snails got 'em spooked to paralyze [Chorus] Drivers scream run scared they flee Snails on the doorframe waitin' patiently Every package thrown every note unread Caught up in the fear inside their heads [Verse] Mailman shiver stutterin' at the gate Eyes wide as saucers heart rapid rate Snails on my doorframe a slow brigade Delivery drivers scared hearts betrayed [Bridge] Each snail’s a mountain in a tiny shell Every inch a journey through drivers' hell They slide they slime with no regret Delivery folk with screams unset [Verse] Neighbors gossip curse those slow troops Snails on my doorframe like a ghastly troupe Packages pile mailboxes overflow Drivers fear the slow with nowhere to go
