OH MY GAAAAAH! また始まった！ WE PARI ARE BECOME! EATERS OF WORLDS! ある日アタシは 真っ赤な林檎を食べちゃったわ 林檎だけ？ そっか。アタシもある日、 真っ赤な林檎と 茶飯の大盛りを食べちゃった 大盛り!? あれ？ 偶然ですね。 そのあとアタシも、 真っ赤な林檎と 茶飯の大盛りと、 ヒレカツカレー定食のBセットを 食べちゃったって言ったっけ？ Bセットまで!? 甘いのぉ、ジェニー。 アタシを素人だと思わないで。 真っ赤な林檎も、 茶飯の大盛りも、 ヒレカツカレー定食のBセットも、 茶碗蒸しも―― うん。アタシも―― 待って！ 茶碗蒸しに きんぴらごぼうまで付けて 食べちゃったぞ！ ずるっ！ ルールないもん！ ずるいよって 言うところだったけど、 アタシもね、 真っ赤な林檎も、 茶飯の大盛りも、 ヒレカツカレー定食のBセットも、 茶碗蒸しに きんぴらごぼうまで付けて、 生麦、生米、生卵…… ちょっと待ってよ 生麦生米生卵、 生姜茗荷山椒、 しらたきししとう干し椎茸、 切り干し大根、凍り豆腐、 一味唐辛子七味唐辛子、 柚子胡椒黒胡椒 白胡椒粉山椒を 食べちゃった！ 怖っ！ 言えた！ 来たな、ファイナルアタック！ レッツゴー、ジェニー！ YAY! 真っ赤な林檎も、 茶飯の大盛りも、 ヒレカツカレー定食のBセットも、 茶碗蒸しに きんぴらごぼうまで付けて、 生麦、生米、 生ブローミー…… ひどい！ 生―― KISS MY ASS, BREEZY!!! WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARI PARI! WE ARE BECOME! EATERS OF WORLDS! 何でもパクパク食っちゃう 口いっぱい もぎゅ〜っと 可愛く決めた pouty face それこそお前が最後に見るもの！ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 次のラウンド！ 今度は和食禁止ね One day I stuffed my face with all manner of things. I started with a クレーム・ブリュレ, topped with an assortment of berries. Fancy! Yes, yes, I see how it is. I’ll take my fish oil and power up my English! Do it! FISH POWER UNLEASHED! One day I stuffed my face with all manner of things. I started with a クレーム・ブリュレ, topped with an assortment of berries. From there I moved on to a porterhouse steak with a garlic-butter baste, topped with a pan-fried フォアグラ cake. Heart attack! You underestimate my commitment to the bit. One day I stuffed my face with all manner of things: クレーム・ブリュレ, berries, porterhouse steak, garlic-butter baste, pan-fried フォアグラ cake, Peking duck ア・ラ・オレンジ in a soft wonton shell, thinly sliced celery, thick sweet sauce, and cucumbers— For balance? You know, for good health. あのね…… One day I stuffed my face with all kinds of shit: a berry-topped porterhouse steak, garlic-butter-baste クレーム・ブリュレ, under an immoral pan-fried フォアグラ cake, Peking duck の……何とか…… Say it! オレンジレンジ！ in a hard-candy shell with whatever the hell, cucumber for stealth, ninjutsu biscuits, and peanut-allergy pizza topping— hospital bill. WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARI PARI! WE ARE BECOME! EATERS OF WORLDS! 何でもパクパク食っちゃう 口いっぱい もぎゅ〜っと 可愛く決めた pouty face メニューごとに世界を喰らう あぁ〜、満腹だわ。 もう入らない？ もう食べ物が 入らない…… 物と概念を 食べれば？ 世紀末まで食うべ〜！ おおおお！ まああああい！ があああっ！ 机を 窓を 壁も 天井も カップ麺はカップごと スパゲッティーは皿ごと 空も 地面も 海も molten lava も マグマも―― 同じじゃん！ 違うって！ 生きる意味も 死ぬ理由も 薔薇色の人生も resurrection も 三角も 四角も 丸は別腹！ 宇宙船も 時空を超える タイムマシーンも 恐竜を 滅ぼした謎も ……何か、まずそう。 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ English: OH MY GAAAAAH! Here we go again! WE PARI ARE BECOME! EATERS OF WORLDS! One day, I went and ate a bright red apple. Just an apple? I see. Well, one day, I also ate a bright red apple and a large serving of chameshi rice. A large serving!? Oh? What a coincidence. After that, I also had a bright red apple, a large serving of chameshi rice, and Set B of the pork-fillet curry meal. Did I mention that? Even Set B!? You’re naive, Jenny. Don’t take me for an amateur. A bright red apple, a large serving of chameshi rice, Set B of the pork-fillet curry meal, and chawanmushi— Yeah. I also— Wait! I ate the chawanmushi with kinpira burdock added on too! Cheater! There aren’t any rules! I was about to say that was cheating, but I also had— a bright red apple, a large serving of chameshi rice, Set B of the pork-fillet curry meal, chawanmushi with kinpira burdock added on, raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg… (Japanese tongue twister) Wait a damn minute... Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg, ginger, myoga, sansho pepper, shirataki, shishito, dried shiitake, dried daikon, freeze-dried tofu, ichimi chili, shichimi chili, yuzu pepper, black pepper, white pepper, powdered sansho— I ate all of it! You terrify me! I said it! Here it comes—the final attack! Let’s go, Jenny! YAY! A bright red apple, a large serving of chameshi rice, Set B of the pork-fillet curry meal, chawanmushi with kinpira burdock added on, raw wheat, raw rice, raw blow-me… You're awful! Raw— KISS MY ASS, BREEZY!!! WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARI PARI! WE ARE BECOME! EATERS OF WORLDS! We gobble up absolutely anything, our mouths stuffed full—munch, munch! Striking a perfectly cute pouty face— the very last thing you’ll ever see! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Next round! No Japanese food this time. One day I stuffed my face with all manner of things. I started with a crème brûlée, topped with an assortment of berries. Fancy! Yes, yes, I see how it is. I’ll take my fish oil and power up my English! Do it! FISH POWER UNLEASHED! One day I stuffed my face with all manner of things. I started with a crème brûlée, topped with an assortment of berries. From there I moved on to a porterhouse steak with a garlic-butter baste, topped with a pan-fried foie gras cake. Heart attack! You underestimate my commitment to the bit. One day I stuffed my face with all manner of things: crème brûlée, berries, porterhouse steak, garlic-butter baste, pan-fried foie gras cake, Peking duck à l’orange in a soft wonton shell, thinly sliced celery, thick sweet sauce, and cucumbers— For balance? You know, for good health. Listen up… One day I stuffed my face with all kinds of shit: a berry-topped porterhouse steak, garlic-butter-baste crème brûlée, under an immoral pan-fried foie gras cake, Peking duck with… whatever it’s called… Say it! ORANGE RANGE!? in a hard-candy shell with whatever the hell, cucumber for stealth, ninjutsu biscuits, and peanut-allergy pizza topping— hospital bill. WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARI PARI! WE ARE BECOME! EATERS OF WORLDS! We gobble up absolutely anything, our mouths stuffed full—munch, munch! Striking a perfectly cute pouty face, devouring the world one menu at a time. Aah… I’m stuffed. No more room? I can’t fit any more food… Then why not eat objects and concepts? We’ll eat all the way to the end of the world! Ooooooh! Maaaaaai! Gaaaaaah! The desk. The window. The walls too. The ceiling too. Cup noodles, cup and all. Spaghetti, plate and all. The sky too. The ground too. The sea too. Molten lava too. Magma too— Those are the same thing! No, they’re not! The meaning of life too. Reasons to die too. A rose-colored life too. Resurrection too. Triangles too. Squares too. Circles go in the dessert stomach! A spaceship too. A time machine that crosses through space-time too. And the mystery that wiped out the dinosaurs. …That sounds kind of gross.
