[Intro] Fat Xiao is in the house I repeat Fat Xiao is in the house [Rap Verse] Hello, Konichiwa, and Ni Hao Let me introduce you to a guy named Fat Xiao He's the contemporary Tolkien, the modern-day Shakespeare There is no writer his equal, he's standing without peer Terabytes of text are already committed in his head An entire world has already been spun from his golden thread The tax policy of Fontaine is child's play to him Fat Xiao already knows the various cuisines point of orgin [Rap Chorus] Read or die Read or die Read or die Read or die [Rap Verse] No life of any character is too insignificant Don't skip any dialogue, or you'll miss something important There's background information on even the smallest ant Creating lore and Mythos is when Fat Xiao is in his element Worldbuilding is too small of a word for his grand achievement An entire cosmos is already there for him to mold All from the golden pen that he now holds Stories containing stories, his mighty pen flows His work seems seemingly endless, all in beautiful prose [Rap Chorus] Read or die Read or die Read or die Read or die [Rap Verse] Fat Xiao is the symphony Fat Xiao is the conductor Multiple civilizations are growing constantly Multiple civilizations are going under Archons, Celestia, Sovereigns Fat Xiao is above that nonsense Whatever he says goes Fat Xiao is the true ruler in the shadows Western Gnosticism Eastern Cultivation Popular Fiction Ancient Literature Everything is within his grasp to use Fat Xiao has already penned an instant classic for others to mass produce The next time you think of skipping text you should reconsider You might just end up your very own gravedigger The last thing you will see before your very eyes Is Fat Xiao saying goodbye Heed the warning of the legendary writer [Rap Chorus] Read or die Read or die Read or die Read or die
