[Intro: Piano] . [Verse: Piano] Chimpanzee is my pet monkey He's a jungle junkie With wild eyes, and rabid cries He's my monkey shines Wild times [Piano] . [Verse: Piano] My dog, Beefcake, likes to roller skate He rolls all around our town He's a roller skate hound But he's in the pound And his skates are at the lost and found This has him kinda down [Piano] . [Verse: Piano] My stock car has no cruise control I ran it into a red light pole The tow truck came and gave it a pull And took my car away I took a taxi home today [Chorus: Piano] Soy in the water Soy in the milk Soy in the people In all that we've built [Instrumental: Piano] . [Verse: Piano] Forces of evil and good guy castaways Phony heroics on TV today A cartoon play Made of clay It all melts away [Verse: Piano] Hoe's on poles Housewife trolls Rerun shows and backdoor Joes It's all obscene This suburb scene Know what I mean? [Piano] . [Verse: Piano] He hung himself with a shoelace string A slab of dead in the mid of spring A pretty bird began to sing A neighborhood girl began to scream Welcome to the mid class dream [Chorus] Soy in the water Soy in the milk Soy in the people In all that we've built [Piano] . [Outro: Piano] Soy in the water Soy in the milk Soy in the people In all that we've built [Piano Fade Out] .
