Love is in the air… or just Wi-Fi despe

[INTRO] “Love is in the air… or just Wi-Fi desperation…” “Two exes, one selfie – a low-budget simulation…” [VERSE 1] “Heart emojis, couples flex… February’s clearance sale: ‘Text Your Ex!’ Blocked in July, ghosted in fall… But now it’s ‘U up?’ – Valentine’s call. “Red roses? More like discount red flags… Love’s a fast-fashion haul stuffed in reusable bags. Ghosted, forgotten, but the algorithm’s kind… It whispers: ‘Rekindle! They’re back in your timeline!’ [PRE-CHORUS] “Delete the past, but keep the receipt… Love’s a 30-day return, no guarantee it’ll keep. Post a pic, tag, add location… If it trends online, it’s a ‘real’ relation. [DROP] “LAST-MINUTE LOVE – THE EX RECYCLING SEASON!” “GHOST ME IN JULY, THEN SHOW UP WITH A REASON!” “LOVE’S A LIMITED EDITION, A TEMPORARY HIGH!” “SAY ‘I DO’… OR AT LEAST ‘I’LL TRY UNTIL MARCH SKIES!’” [VERSE 2] “Three months ago? ‘You’re trash, I’m out.’ Today? ‘You’re my soulmate’ – thanks, seasonal drought! Amazing what loneliness and a Groupon can do… Retail therapy, but make it ‘I’ll settle for you.’ “Candlelit dinner, but the spark’s just Wi-Fi… Two ghosts in a reel – ‘Couple Goals’ lie. If love’s on sale, I’ll take fries instead… Romance is a subscription that dies when the trial’s dead. [BRIDGE] “One more shot, one last filter… Caption ‘Soulmates’… but the comments just hilt her. Is it love, or just emoji emotion? Either way, it expires like cheap lotion. [FINAL CHORUS] “LAST-MINUTE LOVE – THE EX RECYCLING SEASON!” “FIND A FAKE FLAME – AVOID THE LONELINESS TREASON!” “POST IT, FAKE IT, SELL IT AS REAL!” “WHO NEEDS DEPTH WHEN YOU’VE GOT SURFACE APPEAL?” [OUTRO] “February 15th – relationship expired… See you next year… same lie, same fire.”*