[Verse 1] Saw a little gray dude. He was eat'n spray food. Had a bad displayed mood. Think he's on delay dude. His food's gone he ain't chewed. Wonder if the spray's stewed.? Clothes off but it ain't rude. He be chill'n full nude. [Chorus] The guy next door is E.T. (I can't ignore he'll see me.) He came inside to meet me. (He comes in time to greet me.) I tried to give a sweet treat. (Cause I don't like what he eats.) He always eaten spray meat. (It's on his little gray feet.) [Verse 2] All I got is fish sticks. But I got my dish licked. All I got is dish tricks. I will not have missed chips. I'll get one them wish chicks. They all have them witch tits. Hope there aint no Hissy fit. I'm'a get them kissy lips. [Chorus] The guy next door is E.T. (I can't ignore he'll see me.) He came inside to meet me. (He comes in time to greet me.) I tried to give a sweet treat. (Cause I don't like what he eats.) He always eaten spray meat. (It's on his little gray feet.) [Verse 3] He got that hover ship. I got that lovers wit. He got another hip. I got that suffer grit. I got that summer drip. He got that clothing stripped. He look like'a buttered shrimp. I am a recovered pimp. [Pre-chorus] We are now the best friends. He lives on the west end. He comes in for breakfast. Not a day that we'd miss. [Chorus] The guy next door is E.T. (I can't ignore he'll see me.) He came inside to meet me. (He comes in time to greet me.) I tried to give a sweet treat. (Cause I don't like what he eats.) He always eaten spray meat. (It's on his little gray feet.)
