[Intro] Fa-la-la-la-la La-la La La! [Verse 1] I'm hangin' round the party. Red cup in my hand. Wearing slutty Santa hat. So, you would understand. Got my eyes upon you. Standing cross' the room. Giving me tingly feeling. Right there in my womb. [Pre-Chorus] I'm not here for carols. Not here to be holy. Just for you I want to. Be extra mistletoey. [Chorus] Hoe hoe hoe? No no no! Gotta make it Ho ho oh~ When you do me Under mistletoe! Fa-la-la-la-la! (Tra-la-la-la-la!) Under mistletoe! [Verse 2] Tangled up the fairy lights. We're stuck real close. "Oops, did I do that?". Yeah, everybody knows. Snow's fallin' outside. Our window's getting foggy. Bed's rhythmically creaking. As I'm there with you in doggie. [Pre-Chorus] Still not here for carols. Surely not to be holy. This night, for you I wanna. Be extra mistletoey. [Chorus] Hoe hoe hoe? No no no! Gotta make it Ho ho oh~ When you do me Under mistletoe! Fa-la-la-la-la! (Tra-la-la-la-la!) Under mistletoe! [Bridge] Sleigh bells ring Ding-ding-ding~ Ding-ding-ding~ For two hours straight Ding-ding-ding~ Ding-ding-ding~ [Chorus] Hoe hoe hoe? No no no! Glad we made it Ho ho oh~ When you did me Under mistletoh! Fa-la-la-la-la! (Tra-la-la-la-la!) Under mistletoe! [Outro] Merry Christmas, babe~ Thanks for gettin' mistletoey with me! Fa-la-la-la-la~ Mwah!
