[Choir Intro — slow dramatic swell] Tung tung tung sahuur... Tung tung tung sahuur... (ah ah ah ah ah) Tung... tung... tung... (ah ah ah ah ah) [Verse 1] I spent ten hours on this Bart Simpson Satellite dish upon my soul B-b-b-b-Brian the dog is risen Obama federation of soccer takes its toll The brothers gathered round the hustle Da bob or da minion for the day Big chungus flexed his mighty muscle And spongebob had nothing left to say [Pre-Chorus — strings tighten] One two three four five — ENEMIES Why dey kill dey boy dog, WHY dey kill dey boy dog?! C-c-c-c-Clinton, Hillary Clinton I tore my pants and the hustle never stops Inject the mustard into the rhythm M-m-m-mustard running through my veins Tung tung tung sah-mustard Nothing will ever be the same [CHORUS — full brass, choir, oboes screaming] FAZ-FAZ-FAZ-BEAR, I am Freddy Faz-Bear! My name is ANDERDINGUS, big chungus in the air! Mango mango mango, da minion for the day! J-j-jewish Fred and pickle Rick have gone astray! Call me cheese, I love cheese, my name is cheese! Sah-mustard mustard mustard on my knees! Tung tung tung the satellites are burning! And the boy dog's fate has got me yearning! [Verse 2] My first Bob episode hit different Call me cheese, I love cheese, I am cheese Mustard mustard mustard — m-m-m-mustard Spongebob on the satellite, brothers if you please Gay son or thot daughter, it don't matter Faz-bear's watching from the satellite dish The obama federation keeps on growing And pickle Rick just will not grant my wish [Bridge — choir whispers, single cello] Im not jewish... but Fred might be... B-b-b-b-Brian the dog... set him free... Why dey kill dey boy dog... (ah ah ah ah ah) One... two... three... four... five... ENEMIES. [Verse 3 — full orchestra re-enters] Tung tung tung sah-mustard m-m-m-mustard Hillary Clinton tore her pants again Piss in this cup and call it a victory The anderdingus rises once and then— Spongebob and the minion formed an alliance Big chungus blessed them from his throne above Obama's federation showed defiance And Freddy Faz-Bear sang a song of love [Final Chorus — every instrument, choir at full volume] FAZ-FAZ-FAZ-BEAR, I am Freddy Faz-Bear! My name is ANDERDINGUS, big chungus in the air! Mango mango mango, da minion for the day! J-j-jewish Fred and pickle Rick have gone astray! Call me cheese, I love cheese, my name is cheese! Sah-mustard mustard mustard on my knees! Tung tung tung the satellites are burning! And the boy dog's fate has got me yearning! [Outro — choir fades into silence, single violin holds] (ah ah ah ah ah) Tung... tung... tung... sahuur... B-b-b-b-Brian... m-m-m-mustard... big... chungus...
