I got up this morning Against my better will Put on some actual clothes And somehow I'm standing still I made myself some coffee I even left the house I answered one important email Then I called it a success I found a matching pair of socks That's basically a win I don't know who I'm becoming But I'm slightly impressed with it One little task Then another one Careful now This could get out of hand I might be responsible I might be mature Actually... Let's not get carried away I'm not adulting today I've got better things to do Like making questionable decisions And pretending I meant to I'm not adulting today Yeah, call me immature I got up and took a shower That's enough adulting for today I went to the supermarket Forgot the thing I went to buy Came home with six things And honestly, I don't know why I showed up to an appointment I even brought the paperwork Look at me being functional This is clearly hard work I folded all my laundry Then left it on the chair It's not exactly organized But technically it's there One little task Then another one Look at me go I'm practically unstoppable I might be responsible I might be mature Actually... Let's not get carried away I'm not adulting today I've got better things to do Like making questionable decisions And pretending I meant to I'm not adulting today Yeah, call me immature I got up and took a shower That's enough adulting for today Apparently being an adult Means knowing what you're doing Paying bills Making appointments Remembering passwords Eating vegetables Honestly... That's a lot of responsibility For someone who still loses their phone While holding it I GOT UP! I GOT DRESSED! I LEFT THE HOUSE! I PAID A BILL! I ANSWERED A TEXT! I BOUGHT GROCERIES! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! I'm not adulting today I've got better things to do Like making questionable decisions And pretending I meant to I'm not adulting today Yeah, call me immature I got up and took a shower That's enough adulting for today Maybe I'll do the dishes. ...No. That's tomorrow's problem.
