ve polished my CV, packed up my plant, Said goodbye to the guy who steals my stapler—I can’t. An interview’s done, the offer’s a dream, No more awkward meetings or Colin’s team. [Pre-Chorus] But here comes my boss with a desperate grin, “We’ll pay you more—don’t do us in!” Suddenly I’m "irreplaceable staff," This is the first time I’ve seen him laugh. [Chorus] Stay or go, what do I choose? Do I chase my dreams or pay for my shoes? It’s a tug-of-war, I can’t ignore, Do I love the money or hate it more? [Verse 2] I’d escape the guy who microwaves fish, No more “team-building” with a blindfolded wish. But now they’re throwing cash like it’s Monopoly, Is it loyalty or just bribery? [Pre-Chorus] They say, “You’re vital, we can’t let you go,” But last week they spelled my name wrong—so, you know. Suddenly I’m the office crown jewel, Is it a promotion, or am I the fool? [Chorus] Stay or go, what do I do? Do I keep the raise or ditch this zoo? It’s a tug-of-war, I can’t ignore, Do I love the money or hate it more? [Bridge] More pay could mean steak on my plate, But is it worth Bob’s spreadsheets eight hours straight? A new job sounds great, no more office fights, But what if they also forget my birthday rights? [Chorus] Stay or go, I’m losing my mind, Do I take their bribe or leave them behind? It’s a comedy show I can’t ignore, Do I love the money or hate it more? [Outro] So here I stand, my pen in hand, A resignation letter or a counter-plan? With one last thought, I close the door, Knowing the cash will still fund my therapy for sure. (Spoken over final chord:) "Well,
