Verse 1 John McCann had a fast food van He really was a filthy man Thought it fun to spoil the food His plot now empty, gone for good Chorus Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, the tool with so much clout Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, sort my problems out Verse 2 Jenny Dunn had a taxi run The scenic route was always the one Never knowing if she'd turn up The drink has gone cold in my coffee cup Chorus Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, the tool with so much clout Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, sort my problems out Verse 3 Joey Byrne he ran a building firm Exploiting the naive on his terms Now the sheriff is back in town Tool in hand, turn his trousers brown Chorus Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, the tool with so much clout Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, sort my problems out Bridge lithium ion charging base brushless first fix, comes with case sequential trigger for the win fires up to 30 per min One more shot into the frame Nothing ever stays the same (football commentator sound effects: excited as goal scored) ( Chorus, football crowd singing accompanyment) Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, the tool with so much clout Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, sort my problems out (football crowd sound effects) (Final Chorus, football crowd accompanyment) Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, the tool with so much clout Nail gun, nail gun Bang bang, sort my problems out Outro Nail gun Nail gun Bang bang Moving on (sound effects: football crowd cheer as a goal is scored)
