[INTRO – BROKEN MUSIC BOX, DETUNED CALLIOPE] Tick-tock, tick-tock... Who's at the door? Three little knocks... Then thirteen more! [MANIACAL WHISPER] Step right in! The show begins! [VERSE 1 – DEEP THEATRICAL MALE VOICE, CROOKED WALTZ] Black beak, black coat, Dead man's grin, Pay your fee And step right in! One, two, three, The bells go CRAZY! Four, five, six, The doctor's feeling LAZY! [ABRUPT STOP] ...Just kidding. [EXPLOSIVE BREAKCORE DROP] [PRE-CHORUS – OPERATIC VOICE, BUILDING CHAOS] Round goes the wheel! The floor's gonna crack! Smile for the doctor! THERE'S NO WAY BACK! [CHORUS – MASSIVE CIRCUS CHOIR, HEAVY GUITARS] DANCE! DANCE! THE DOCTOR'S IN TOWN! UP! UP! TURN THE WHOLE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN! HA! HA! HEAR THE BLACK BELLS RING! DEAD MEN DANCE WHEN THE MADMEN SING! DANCE! DANCE! ROUND AND ROUND! NO MORE KING! NO MORE CROWN! HEY! HEY! LET THE MADNESS REIGN! SPIN THAT WHEEL AND DO IT AGAIN! [POST-CHORUS – CHILDLIKE CHOIR, DISTORTED] La-la-la! HA-HA-HA! La-la-la! HA-HA-HA! Ring the bell and crack the sky! Everybody's next to die! [VERSE 2 – ACCORDION CABARET, RAPID-FIRE VOCALS] The king lost his head, The priest lost his shoes, The devil's backstage With the plague and the blues! The fiddler's drunk, The drummer's insane, The doctor's tap-dancing In the pouring black rain! [GLITCH STOP – WHISPER] Is everyone having fun? [VOICE SCREAMS] GOOD! [INSTRUMENTAL CHAOS – BREAKCORE, FIDDLE, BAGPIPES, DISTORTED BRASS] [OPERATIC INTERLUDE – DEEP BASS VOICE] O Fortuna! Close the gate! Ring the bell! It's much too late! [MANIC FALSETTO] Little birds are in my head! Little birds want everyone DEAD! [BREAKDOWN – HALF-TIME METAL, GANG SHOUTS] LEFT! RIGHT! BITE! BITE! SPIN YOUR HEAD INTO THE NIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! BITE! BITE! WELCOME TO THE PARASITE BALL! [COMPLETE SILENCE] [SOFT MUSIC BOX – WHISPERED VOICE] Would you like to dance again? [FINAL CHORUS – MAXIMUM CHAOS, FULL CHOIR] DANCE! DANCE! THE DOCTOR'S IN TOWN! UP! UP! TURN THE WHOLE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN! HA! HA! HEAR THE BLACK BELLS RING! DEAD MEN DANCE WHEN THE MADMEN SING! DANCE! DANCE! ROUND AND ROUND! NO MORE KING! NO MORE CROWN! HEY! HEY! LET THE MADNESS REIGN! SPIN THAT WHEEL AND DO IT AGAIN! [FINAL CHANT – CROWD, DISTORTED CALLIOPE] AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! THE DOCTOR'S BACK! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! [ABRUPT STOP] [WHISPER] ...Next patient. [ONE DETUNED MUSIC BOX NOTE] [END]
