[Intro, Chaotic Orchestration, Fast-Paced, Dynamics: mp → f] [Male voice lead ;Quality: High-Pitched, Style: Comedic, Energetic, Playful; Technique: Exaggerated Articulation, Expressive] [Instructions: a Male voice lead with a high-pitched tone and playful, comedic and energetic style] Ohhh, what do we have here? So small... so weak... oh dear! [Minions Backing Vocals; Quality: Higher-Pitched, Style: Comedic, Energetic, Playful; Technique: Exaggerated Articulation, Expressive] (Hehehehe!) (Oh no! Oh no! Run away—go go!) [Booming, dramatic] Ah-ha-ha, but don’t you cry— I’ll make this quick! Say goodbye! [Orchestral Hit - BOOM!] [Verse 1, Rapid-Fire Staccato Strings, Off-Kilter Waltz, Dynamics: f] A million gruesome ways to die, A twist, a snap—no time for why! (A million ways—oh me, oh my!) A cannon blast? A crushing weight? Or shall we let the gears dictate? (A turn! A grind! Oh what a fate!) [Pre-Chorus, Accelerating, Spiraling, Dynamics: f → ff] The cogs will spin, the floors will tilt, Will you dodge or will you wilt? (Watch your step—tick-tock, tick-tock!) A leap! A slip! A *daring dive!* Can you outrun what’s *alive!?* (Too late! Too late! You won’t survive!) [Chorus, Explosive Villain Waltz, Full Orchestra, Dynamics: fff] Oh, your downfall will be spectacular! A twist so sharp, so operatic-ular! [evil laughter] (HAHAHAHA) (A grand demise, so climactic-ular!) The floor will break, the walls will spin, So dance, my dear—the show's within! (Dance! Dance! The walls close in!) [Interlude, Frantic Calliope, Choir Shrieking, Dynamics: f → ff] [Classic Villain’s Maniacal Laugh - Faster, More Deranged] [Maniacal Laugh] [Villain - Mocking, taunting] But what if we—speed this up!? [Panicked, overlapping] (OOOOH NO! OH NO! PICK IT UP!) [Verse 2, Twice as Fast, More Chaotic, Dynamics: fff] A drop! A snap! A puppet’s string! Oh, how fast can you still cling? (A twist! A crack! A shattered THWACK!) A catapult? A spiked embrace? Or a rocket shot to outer space!? (AHHHHHH!) [Pre-Chorus, Faster, Dissonant Clashes, Dynamics: f → fff] A push! A shove! A turn too tight! Will you last another night!? (He’s close! He’s near! You’re losing sight!) A stomp! A slip! A final call— THE CURTAIN FALLS—GOODNIGHT TO ALL! (Goodniiiiiiiight!!!) [Final Chorus, Maximum Chaos, Climaxing, Dynamics: ffff] Oh, your downfall will be spectacular! So grand, so wild, so vernacular! (A trap! A crack! No turning back!) The lights will flash, the crowd will cheer— But YOU, my dear, won’t reappear! (Won’t reappeeeeear!) [Big End, Grand Orchestral Hit, All Voices Colliding, Dynamics: fffff] [triumphant vocalization] The stage goes black! The door locks tight! A final bow—farewell tonight! [Choir - Shrill, Echoing] (The lights go down—this is the end!) [Whispered, Echoing in the Dark] But don’t you fret... I’ll see you again… [evil laughter] [Final Hit - BOOM, Sudden Silence] [evil laughter]
