HAPPY PANTS DANCE

[Intro: Steel drums, shakers, whispered excitement] Alarm clock samba, socks on the floor, Brain says “Go!” but the door says “No!” Coffee’s cold, shirt’s inside‑out, Let’s start the day with a tropical shout! [Verse 1: Calypso groove, fast spoken‑singing] Day one, sunshine, brain’s on fire, Ideas stack up like a tangled wire. Toothbrush solo, mirror’s a stage, I’m rehearsing chaos in a linen cage. Left shoe’s missing, right shoe’s jazz, Pants are laughing — they know my spaz. I’m spinning circles, socks in flight, ADHD disco at eight‑oh‑five! [Chorus: Full band, crowd chant, manic energy] Dance, dance, dance, Happy pants dance, Pants dancy, happy pants! Dance, dance, dance! [Verse 2: Funky brass, playful ad‑libs] Shirt parade, buttons revolt, Tie’s a snake in a lightning bolt. Brain says “Laundry!” — body says “Nope!” I’m juggling thoughts with a shampoo rope. Wallet? Keys? Existential dread? Oh look — a sock puppet instead! I’m late, I’m fine, I’m feeling grand, My neurons form a marching band! [Chorus: Calypso‑funk explosion] Dance, dance, dance, Happy pants dance, Pants dancy, happy pants! Dance, dance, dance! [Bridge: Spoken‑word breakdown, steel drum solo] “Okay, focus. Shirt. Pants. Shoes. Wait — why am I holding a spoon?” Brain ping‑pong, dopamine storm, I’m dressed like a carnival in human form! [Final Chorus: Bigger, brighter, crowd‑chant finale] Dance, dance, dance, Happy pants dance, Pants dancy, happy pants! Dance, dance, dance! Spin the morning, lose control, Laugh your way to self‑console. ADHD groove, full advance — Start the day with a Happy Pants Dance!