[Verse 1] A flick of the wrist A decision is made The dice read d20 Your death is delayed The giant axe missed To the shadows you fade [Chorus] Dungeon Master! of disaster! What's hiding up your sleeve? Dungeon master! Of disaster! The players you deceive. You're the most cunning, And most stunning Master that had ever been conceived. [Verse 2] It's now their turn and you must learn This is not your game to win Dungeon Master of disaster Can kill you in a whim! Monsters find you and they hunt you Erase your shadow with ever blinding light! My dear friend, it's time to end Your run on this game night! [Chorus] Dungeon Master! of disaster! What's hiding up your sleeve? Dungeon master! Of disaster! The players you deceive. You're the most cunning, And most stunning Master that had ever been conceived. [Verse 3] A plan of action, It might work; Together as a team! Confront the monsters One by one Take them down by any means! Cast a spell, a hex or two Dungeon master its your turn Monsters bloody in a pool! [Chorus] Dungeon Master! of disaster! What's hiding up your sleeve? Monsters blood pools have a secret They're teeming with disease Boil your flesh; Skin to bone, All the players lose this night Saving throws, they missed the roll Dungeon Master wins tonight!
