[Verse 1] So we went camping out by the lake Just me Bigfoot and ole friend Blake Placed my cooler outside tent in full sight Woke up the next morning to a terrible fright [Verse 2] Bigfoot Blake and the cooler were gone They took the beer and my truck was gone They left without a word left me alone So I grabbed my banjo and played a song [Chorus] And so it seems Bigfoot stole my beer The reason at first wasn't really clear My two best friends had left me in a spot So I got creek water in the coffee pot Looked for cigarettes to have a smoke Thinking at least they could've left a note [Verse 3] Had only two cigarettes left in the pack Getting desperate hope their coming back The more I thought about it madder I got Grabbed the coffee put some in the pot [Verse 4] Heard thunder it started to pour the rain The two of them were causing a lot of pain I grabbed my back pack setting on a tote It was then that I found they left a note [Chorus] [Verse 5] Hey Ole coot we're gone on a beer run And we sure hope that you're having fun I was getting really excited and shook up It was then that I heard my Ole pick up [Chorus] [Fade to end]
