“Baron Von Biteyface (The Bossy Song)” (Dramatic, over-the-top leader anthem)

🎵 Verse 1 I am the Baron, bold and grand, With a scarf and a master plan! (…that doesn’t work, but don’t you say 😤) Because I’ll change it anyway! 🎵 Chorus “WITH PURPOSE!” I declare with pride, Even when we run and hide! If we mess up, don’t you worry— We meant to do that! Now… hurry! 🎵 Verse 2 “Forward, pack!” I shout with flair, Then we trip on wheat out there 🌾 “Strategic retreat!” I loudly say— (We definitely ran the wrong way 😬) 🎵 Chorus WITH PURPOSE! That’s the rule, Even if I look like a fool! If the rabbit’s gone, don’t panic, eh— We’ll blame Boots and call it a day!