She raise my bristles, does Mary Lou Got me wrathy as a damn horsefly Twists me up like a corking screw Blood’s a riled, I can’t tell you why Her lovin’s a hitch to my giddy up Like a dose of ole barrel fever Must've been a hole in my lovin’ cup Oh dear god…I’m a true believer Why, love is a dangerous thing Hits you when you least expect it Knocked me down a notch or two But something in my heart connected …..Yes love is a dangerous thing Now, Thin Winnie, he’s a Sunday man Sits as mean as a cold meat axe A flannel mouth with a bad suntan He’s just a curly wolf and them’s the facts If Winnie don’t treat his ladies right I’ll fetch him on down to the boot yard I got five beans in the wheel tonight An’ one extra as a Christmas card So Thin, I ain’t afeared of you Just look me right in the eye This old betsy, she always true And now she’s gonna splain you why Why, love is a dangerous thing Hits you when you least expect it Sure knocked me down a notch or two But something in my heart connected …..Yes love is a dangerous thing Why, love is a dangerous thing …..Yes love is a dangerous thing Why, love is a dangerous thing …..Yes love is a dangerous thing …..Yes love is a dangerous thing Why, love is a dangerous thing …..Yes love is a dangerous thing