SeGsI StOrY (Re-Cover chaofan maid(ドパガキ)) (ENG vers)

On a SAturday MOrning — a BONer appEAred. I knEw it was fOr Sesi, 'cause the yAak was purpLE and wEIrd… "EGGPLANT!!!" — standing in frOnt of the mIrroir, for half an hOur I dEcided. Is this a drEam?! God dAmning, SON! The hElmet shOne all over the hOuse — ELEPHANT NE-ON!!! TenAcles crawled OUt of it — right, bleAgh, from my URethra; Crawled rIght Up my AsSholE — as If — I AM HIS LEGGINGS! It sprEad all over my bOdy, enwRapping all of my BONES, SmAshing down doors with no hAnds or feet: "SESI, I’M RUNNING TO VISIT YOUUUUU!!!" A purpLe slUg — protrUdes from the hElmet with antEnnae. Flew acrOss the bOrdEr: with the hElp of a "nEw cUe" — figUre it OUt yoursElvEs~. They swAllow my lEfftovers, spittles of my jellOy DREndrake, PrOstitutes by the rOads are strIckes by an aliEn vIrus’s ache! "Yo, thIs is a rUssian gift-ashan for yOu~." Uuuuuu-BLEeEAAagh!!!~~~ Since I stArted to fInish my fOod, I’ll devour it tIll the end! Since I’m fUcking the bEats — why cAn’t I fUck my Own dAd!!!? I cUm in my lEft hand, with the rIght I’ll climb Into your bOObs~! A chAsed mOnster in my stOmach, LOVES SPLASHES FROM THE PURP-LE PU-SY!!! "Session....wi-sessi...COM-pleeeet~." BleAgh, BLeAgh, BLEAGH! ThrOwn dIck ovEr my shOuldeeeer! I'm jUst like Toji...heh~! I’m hItting hEads with my glAns — evEryone — who stands in the wAy! Look how I’m rUnning to vIsit your Sesi — I WANT TO EN-TER HER TODAY!!! SlApping the pOlice on their chEeks and the gopniks right in their kIdneys. My rUssian fIcus — got a tAste — IT FOUND AN asiA-Aaa-TIC SPOT! "We mUst rIght now, till the end of the dAy, sAddle the purpLe cOorsE today!!!" Your portrAit in a glAmorous frAme — in my InnEr wOrld! I’ll flood you with pUrple lEan — RIGHT IN THE LOCAL RESTROOM TOILET GIRL!!! "Thirty kilOmeters left to your "Segsi"~...twEnty....tEn..." ARIGATO NAVIGATOrrr! I'M SHOOTING! PATHS ARE BLOCKED! COME OUT OF THE HOUSE — MY GRAPE FOR THE ELITE! MARRIAGE CONTRACT! SEARCHING FOR THE NERVOUS ONE! MY HELMET’S PERPETUAL MOTION, but a strange one~! I’LL TURN THIS EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL FEMALE INSIDE OUT! SORRY FOR THE SIZES — AND THAT I’LL RUIN — your pOsture~...! FUCKING YOU — ON MY SUPER-HUGE SIZE! IT’S HARD TO ENJOY WHEN YOU’RE SMALLER — THAN YOUR OWN DICK, yee-ee! SCREAM WITHOUT A *peep* , AND SPLASH A RAINBOW OVER THE CITY! YOU’LL WIN IN COURT, yEs! But I’ll be...fucking someOth-er...there~ Riding full speed for miles and miles on this "HELMET RATE"! Your face is still stamped on my ALIEN REEF, defying fate! Eating whatever roadkill I grabbed on the trip back home~! Next time... I'm visiting Raven — TO TAP THAT ASS!!! BLEEEAAAAGH!!! RRrRAr~ *slap*