Tariff Tango

(Verse 1) In the Oval Office, there's a man, With a tariff plan that's quite the scam, He dances round the world stage, Making trade wars all the rage. (Chorus) It's the Tariff Tango, watch him go, Dodging questions with a to and fro, He'll slap a duty on your goods, But don’t worry, it’s all understood. (Verse 2) From China to the EU, He's got a move for every crew, With a twirl and a spin, Tariffs are a win-win (yeah, right!) (Chorus) It's the Tariff Tango, watch him go, Dodging questions with a to and fro, He'll slap a duty on your goods, But don’t worry, it’s all understood. (Bridge) He shouts, "Reciprocal tariffs. Pay your dues!" But in the dance, there's always news, Wall Street screams for more and more, As he tangos 'cross the trading floor. (Verse 3) In this dance, he's got no fear, With every step, a cheer or jeer, He leads this strange parade, A tariff tango serenade. (Chorus) It's the Tariff Tango, watch him go, Dodging questions with a to and fro, He'll slap a duty on your goods, But don’t worry, it’s all understood. (Outro) So when you see him on TV, With his tariff strategy, Just remember, it's all a show, The greatest Tariff Tango! (Outro Fade) Just remember, it's all a show, The greatest Tariff Tango!