[intro] does it ever happen to you, this weird feeling a caffeine free writer just decided to fuck up your life to get better ratings on imdb ? or am I alone in this ? [verse 1] let’s say my childhood was just season one when I got through hell of a time mother was not safe, not loving, alcoholic cause people like to cry in front of their tv set in the comfort of their homes got to become really good at hiding my feelings, my fears and my thoughts started using sarcasm and dark humour at the sweet age of nine to get through this shit everyday [pre-chorus] one does need to find a way to survive when the world could be crumbling down around you with no warning [chorus] life is a tv show and it’s a bad one sit down, eat some popcorn laugh, cry and look horrified as the main character goes through the motions please, ladies and gents, enjoy the show, the producers spent a lot of time deciding what I could or could not survive life is a tv show, and it’s fucked up [verse 2] season two was my twenties, the world was set I met so many secondary characters who messed me up really bad I can say the writers lost all grip on reality when the scottish one faked her death that was really fucked up, but the ratings went up when mr darling turned into the beast trust me, you don’t want to meet this one charming he might have looked on the outside but dangerous he was on the inside [pre-chorus] so season two was messed up for real my sarcasm was not enough to survive this unscathed, unfortunately [chorus] life is a tv show and it’s a bad one sit down, eat some popcorn laugh, cry and look horrified as the main character goes through the motions please, ladies and gents, enjoy the show, the producers spent a lot of time deciding what I could or could not survive life is a tv show, and it’s fucked up [bridge] we’re nearing the end of season three my thirties are nearly over and with them came depression and overwhelming anxiety but I finally decided to stick it to the men in charge of the show I’m getting better everyday and season four will blow their mind away [final chorus] life is a tv show and it’s a bad one sit down, eat some popcorn laugh, cry and look horrified as the main character goes through the motions please, ladies and gents, enjoy the show, the producers spent a lot of time deciding what I could or could not survive life is a tv show, and it’s fucked up [outro] so, ladies and gents, stay tuned for the next season, for who knows what could happen ? not I, but the writers drinking cold coffee and riding their own traumas will soon write it down. let’s see what’s in store for little ol’ me. see you next episode, darlings.
