[Verse 1] A game I played, with dice and flair, Cosplaying Mubarak, beyond compare. Strippers, beer, and pot I stocked, With Obama playing, my fate was rocked. [Chorus] I played D&D, a costume I did don, Osama Mubarak, the role I'd won. With strippers, beer, and hash I did reside, Obama played too, right by my side. [Verse 2] He fought me then, a terrorist true, But his hammer fell, for me and you. His mana gone, the round he lost, D&D, life’s joy, whatever the cost. [Chorus] I played D&D, a costume I did don, Osama Mubarak, the role I'd won. With strippers, beer, and hash I did reside, Obama played too, right by my side. [Verse 3] Perhaps a fursuit, Linnea's art, To LARP as Mubarak, playing my part. To Lillestrøm Con, a king I'll be, On this grand stage, wild and free. [Chorus] I played D&D, a costume I did don, Osama Mubarak, the role I'd won. With strippers, beer, and hash I did reside, Obama played too, right by my side.
