LYRICS: Aliens are abducting my little brother! (theremin) I tried to stop them! But they're too strong! They're so buff! EVERYBODY'S ALIENS! (harmonica) Oh lord! (synth) EVERYBODY'S ALIENS! (glockenspiel) I told my priest and he said "okay". (gasp) He was aliens actually. (bugle) I killed my priest! (BOING) He revived because he's aliens! EVERYBODY'S ALIENS! (beat drop) I can't trust my mom, I can't trust my dad, Everybody's aliens, And they're all really mad! They want to replace me! And I'm not gonna let them! I'm hacking into the government and ordering a drone strike on my house! EVERYBODY'S ALIENS! okay guys, i ordered the drone strike and it's on it's way over, i tried to leave but EVERYBODY'S ALIENS and they want to stop me. I'm gonna be a martyr now. It's either that or I become Martian. So yeah. Bye. The drone strike hit. But EVERYBODY'S STILL ALIENS! They survived the hit! And now, I'm aliens too. Signing off. (hurdy gurdy solo)
